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See what they got in the burning camels...

Posted on 2006.05.13 at 10:56
Current Mood: cynicalcynical
Current Music: Bodies-The Sex Pistols
Today I would like to announce to the universe at large that I will do my best to stop being pathetic, and stop plaguing this sad excuse for a personal blog with those long, boring posts all about self-deprecating rants that serve merely to blast out that I, in all entirety, am a completely pathetic and whiny wanker. That feels so, so much better. I may also point out that I have skillz that the normal Homo sapiens could never boast of in his or her simpering excuse for a life. In the interest of not making this blog more ego-pumping and hormonal than otherwise so (see above points) I will not list these skills in their full entirety. That said, I may merely point out that my Spanish has been declared pretty damn good and my professional-model-catwalk rates in the world class.

I am typing this from my father's workplace, which is really fine because he and some other people work there and I don't. But the keyboard is unusually sticky and unresponsive to my phalanges, so this is an unusual labor of love for me. I can tell what you are thinking, gentle and nonexistent reader: "Love has nothing to do with it, honey." Oh well, I typed that in anyway and typed in it shall stay.

I don't want a cellphone. I should, but I don't. This would mean that my parental units could call me at any time, and I would have to answer and tell them where I was, who I was with, what I was doing, and how I was doing it. That would be bad. And awful. Speaking of phones, last night a branch fell on a power line near my house and blew out power for a few hours, which is why I haven't been on the Museblog lately and why I am forced to do this at my father's workplace (see above).


(Anonymous) at 2006-05-14 23:39 (UTC) (Link)
Ooh! New layout! Or am i way behind?

The best thing about cell phones is the little "off" button.

So what's ur dad do then? Anything remotely interesting, or no?

I don't speak spanish. Have i raised your self-esteem somewhat? Oh good. Say goodbye to your grades. *maniacal laughter*
(Anonymous) at 2006-05-15 20:34 (UTC) (Link)


Hey. This is MG. I have left MB. I'm now stalking you. With the help of dear Ebeth. Visit my Xanga. Random_Internet_Person. Stalk me stalkerishly. Eat choklit. Drink your ovaltine.
monty_dear_91 at 2006-05-15 21:33 (UTC) (Link)
Well, now I actually have one of these things. So pretend you care about my existence
(Anonymous) at 2006-05-16 00:20 (UTC) (Link)

I care!

I care about your existence. Deeply. No really, I do.

So how many of you are reading this, anyway? Only Ebeth and Monty, or any other people? Just attempting to maintain order.
(Anonymous) at 2006-05-16 20:40 (UTC) (Link)

Re: I care!

Izat you, your majesty?

Because if it is, i'm the only anonymous here. I feel so special. Then e-a, monty, you. And me. Go us.
monty_dear_91 at 2006-05-16 23:56 (UTC) (Link)

Re: I care!

Awww... nice person alert. Nice people make me feel guilty for being such a self serving jerk. Sometimes you people actually make me want to change, which is of course not good. (don't know why... I'll come up with a few brilliant arguments later)

Um.... only people I know about are Ebeth and me.

By the way, I didn't intend to so closely copy your name. It just sort of came out that way, while I was trying to come up with a unique sn. (with the result that I made one almost identical to yours)

Have a nice day.
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